Take It Upstairs, Einstein

My girl says I should read more
When I have the time
I’ll take it to devote my attention to just that
With slanted rhyme
A couple words and anecdotes
Prying the laughter from the grasp of my soul
Well maybe a good friend is like a great story
You can pick up right where you left off
But tell me where there is that kind of book
The book you can’t put down
Am I the entertainment on the coffee table?
Or the dusty novel by the bathroom sink?
Or am I the witty update on your screen?
Well maybe a good friend is like a great story
You can pick up right where you left off
But tell me where there is that kind of book
My girl says I should read more
But I like playing my guitar