Stupid Skit

Hey
«Yes?»
Do you usually walk down dark alleyways at night time?
«Well I’m on my way home»
Hahahaha, bitch. I’m gonna rob you, and then I’m gonna take all your money,
and then I’m gonna shoot you
«No please, no please, no»
Too late
(Pew Pew Pew Pew)
That was my silencer
«I've been shot, no I’m dying»
Not fast enough, bitch, give me your purse
«No please, no please, no»