Hudson NY

You can find the truth in late night television
You just gotta use the eyes that you were given
Yes you can
It can help you find the things that you were missing
Things like Star Trek, Ab-flex and God who sends this message
Straight to you
From the heart
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Yeah Jesus loves an asshole
I know Kenneth Copeland told me so
He’s got his own T. V show yeah he must know
T.V offers more than just religious guidance
It can help you solve the problems of your love life too
Yes it can
It can blow your mind with 1800 numbers
You can speak to girls who know how to cure loneliness
Yes they can
I can’t wait
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Yeah T. V loves an asshole
I know Telecafe showed me so
It’s got it’s own T. V show Yeah they must know
Hey Jesus loves an asshole
I know Kenneth Copeland told me so
He’s got his own T. V show yeah he must know
You can even shop on late night television
You could buy a book and maybe even read it
Yes you can
I read one that told me T. V's quite addictive
I prefer to call it a two way interactive
Yes I do
And I should know
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