Big Ole Butt

I was at the mall, sippin’on a milkshake
Playin’the wall, takin’a break
Admirin’the girls with the bamboo earings
Baby hair and bodies built to swing
That’s when I seen her
Her name was Tina
Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina
I said, How you doin', my name’s Big L Don’t ask me how I’m livin', 'cause, yo, I’m living swell
But then again I’m livin’kind of foul
'Cause my girl don’t know that I’m out on the prowl
To make a long story short, I got the digits
Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit
I was spankin’her and thankin’her, chewin’her and doin’her
Layin’like a king on sheets of satin
That’s what time it is, you know what’s happenin'
She had a big ole booty, I was doin’my duty
I mean, yo, I admit that my girl’s a cutie
But Tina was erotic, Earl’s my witness
With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business
When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek
But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak
I sat my girl down, I couldn’t hold it in And said to her with a devilish grin…
TINA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I’d be true
But TINA got a big ole butt
So I’m leavin’you
TINA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I’d be true
But TINA got a big ole butt
So I’m leavin’you
I went to the high school about three o’clock
To try to catch a cutie ridin’my jock
My homeboy’s jeep, the system blastin'
Cold forty dogs, smilin’and laughin'
Girls all over, the kind I adore
I felt like a kid in a candy store
That’s when I seen her
Her name was Brenda
She had the kind of booty that I’d always remember
I said to my man, Stop the jeep
She’s only senteen but, yo, don’t sleep
I kicked the bass like an NFL punter
And scoped the booty like a big game hunter
I said to the girl, Yo, you look tired
Let’s go get some rest, relax by the fire
I put the big booty on a bearskin rug
She gave me a kiss, I have her a hug
I said to the girl, them young boys ain’t nothin'
You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button
I circled it and teased it and made her squeal
Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel
When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes
When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies
Tina busted in my house while I was eatin'
You know what I said
Too bad you caught me cheatin', but…
BRENDA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I’d be true
But BRENDA got a big ole butt
So I’m leavin’you
BRENDA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I’d be true
But BRENDA got a big ole butt
So I’m leavin’you
I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak
Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break
I pulled in the parkin’lot and parded my car
Somebody shouted out, I don’t care who you are
I paid it no attention, I walked inside
Because Brian had a nine and he was chillin’in the ride
I walked in the place, everybody was lookin'
And shrimp and steak wasn’t the only thing cookin'
I sat down to eat, ordered my food
I said to the waitress, I don’t men to be rude
But I’ll take you on a platter
She said, You got a girl, I said, It don’t matter
You look like you’re tastier than a pipin’hot pizza
What’s your name? She said, My tag says Lisa
I said, O.K., you’re smart and all that
But when you get off work, yo, I’ll be back
She looked at me and said, Make yourself clear
L, where we going? I said, Right here
She looked kind of puzzled, I said, You’ll see
I pulled up at ten on the D.O.T.
When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat
Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
Laid her on the table and place my order
And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter
On and on to the break 'a dawn
All over the restaurant, word is born
I heard somebody coughin', I checked my watch
I couldn’t believe it said nine o’clock
I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol
Who did I see, Oh, yo, it was Brenda
Yo, she worked at Red Lobster but I didn’t remember
LISA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I’d be true
But LISA got a big ole butt
So I’m leavin’you
See ya LISA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I’d be true
But LISA got a big ole butt
So I’m leavin’you
See ya