Quit Breaking Up With Me

You say it’s over
With a middle finger
But then you’re calling before I turn off my ringer
And I answer 'cause I love to hear you’re sorry for the 400th time
Well,
You try to leave me but you can’t do it
'Cause I’m the only one who puts up with your CENSORSHIP
I know that secretly you love making out with me right after we fight
Well,
We’re always fixing something that was never broken
We’re on and off again like sobriety
Get back together every time you’re done throwing a fit
So when you gonna quit
Breaking up with me
Well,
You think by now
We’d finally get along
But we only feel right when everything is going wrong
And we’re back in the habit of cussing each other up and down
Well,
I hate your daddy, you hate my mama
But one thing we don’t seem to hate is all the drama
But we never can remember what the hell that we were yelling about
Well,
We’re always fixing something that was never broken
We’re on and off again like sobriety
Get back together every time you’re done throwing a fit
So when you gonna quit breaking up with me
I don’t know where you think you’re going
Because you’re stuck with me forever and you know it
We’re always fixing something that was never broken
We’re on and off again like sobriety
Get back together every time you’re done throwing a fit
So when you gonna quit breaking up with me
Yeah
When you’re gonna quit breaking up with me
You know it