(Self-Proclaimed) Voodoo Woman

Voodoo woman
Or so you say
Self-proclaimed
Tarot card fiasco
Voodoo woman
Tourist vulture
High-class beggar
Palm reading bonanza
Four leaf clovers
Gris-gris and sage
Spare you a blessing
For your lucky pennies
Voodoo woman
Dressed for the part
Shangles and dangles
And tricks up her sleeves
No divine intervention
No channelled spirits
No cleaner aura
No aligned chakras
You’re a fake
You’re a fraud
You’re a scam
You’re a rat
A wannabe
An imposter
And I just got screwed