Deer in the Headlights

Met a guy in the parking lot
And all he did was say hello
My pepper spray made it rather hard
For him to walk me home
But I guess that’s the way it goes
Tell me again, was it love at first sight
When you walked by and I caught your eye?
Didn’t you know love could shine this bright?
Well, smile because I’m the deer in the headlights
Met a guy through my graceful charm
But when beauty met the beast, he froze
He got the sense he was not my type
By a black eye and bloody nose
But I guess that’s the way it goes
Tell me again, was it love at first sight
When you walked by and I caught your eye?
Didn’t you know love could shine this bright?
Well, smile because I’m the deer in the headlights
It’s suffocating to say
But the female mystique takes your breath away
I’ll give you a smile or give you a sneer
Then I will let you guess here
Tell me again was it love at first sight
When you walked by and I caught your eye?
Didn’t you know love could shine this bright?
Don’t be sorry you ever tried, deer in the headlights
Tell me again was it love at first sight
When you walked by and I caught your eye?
Didn’t you know love could shine this bright?
If life was a game, would I ever play nice
If love was a beam, I’d be blind in both eyes
Put your sunglasses on cause I’m a deer in the headlights
The deer in the headlights
The deer in the headlights