Uncle Elliot

Uncle Elliot is coming for the weekend
He’s gonna hook us up with his girlfriends
Get as much fun as our money can get
We’ll take the Viking longboat out
Have white russians and chinese take out
Get as much fun as our money can get
And the party’s on
And the music’s up
And the girls are hot
And their ready for lust
When Uncle Elliot comes to town
When Uncle Elliot comes to town
My friend Charlie is such a Ma-Sheen
2.5 on a scale of 3
And he’s a friend of my uncle and me
All the girls want to get in his pants
He’s holding about 50 thousand cash
And he’s a friend of my uncle and me
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(REPEAT CHORUS 2X)
And it’s all gonna go down
When Uncle Elliot comes to town
And we’re all gonna get down
When Uncle Elliot comes to town