Wicked World

You say you like candy
Well stick with me
I’ve got some sugar up my sleeve
You like money
Place your bets on me
These odds are going crazy
And don’t be afraid of the Big Bad Wolf
He’s just a sheep underneath those teeth
And don’t be afraid of the Wicked Witch
She ain’t so bad, she ain’t no bitch
I said
Woo-ooh, it’s a wicked, wicked world
Yeah, woo-ooh, it’s a wicked world
Ladies, if you feel me, holler
Fellas, show us all the dollar
Little Riding Hood is such a flirt
She’s got Miss Muffet all up in her skirt
And Hansel and Gretel never made it home
They got some cooking to do of their own
Once I tried to be so good
All sweet and spice like good girls should
But I don’t see why I try
Why do I try?
When every time I climb that hill
My Jack is somewhere chasing Jill
One, two, one-two-three-four
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your golden hair
Giddy up, giddy up, on your big white horse
Even if your prince ain’t there
Oh, I’d like forever after
Like every princess should
But there’s always another chapter
And the apple sure tastes good