The C Word

I like it hard
I like it sweet
I like it bitter when I cheat
I like it dark, I even like it white…
I like it in the middle of the night
I sneak it in the church
I take it when I drive
Did it with my friends since I was five
I prefer it in a bar… don’t even need a kiss
When it comes with nuts you can’t miss
Mhh, give me a C, mm give me an H, give me an
OCO… don’t you be late
It’s what I want, at any cost …
Without chocolate I’d be lost
I like it on top
I like it in between
My little secret keeps me lean
I want it here, I want it now, it’s for pleasure anyhow
Godiva, Hershey’s, Nestle Quick
I like it slow, but who gives a lic
You think it’s whoopie of which I sing, but
It’s chocolate… the next best thing