Naboolie Portmanteau

I was watchin' this thing with these guys who were basically supermen
They could move stuff around with their minds and control people’s thoughts
They were highly in touch with emotional states and knew everything
That is, everything until the queen took off all of her makeup
If I were one of those guys
I’d be like «Hey
You’re the queen»
And she’d be like «No
No I’m not»
Then I would say
«What do you think I am
A freakin' idiot?
You are miss Naboo Queen Naboolie
Portmanteau»
And she waits
In her transparent disguise
And she takes everyone
In the place by surprise
But we all take it in stride
'cause we’d hate her to hide such a face
One of those guys at some time and some place did a crazy thing
When the queen said «The queen wouldn’t like it,» the guy said «Who cares?»
And not wanting to say who she was, she couldn’t put up an argument
And the only thing that she could say was «Well, I wouldn’t like it»
If I were her at that time
I’d be like «Hey
I’m the queen»
And he’d be like «No
No you’re not»
Then I would say
«Obviously I am
Are you an idiot?
Just call me Naboo Queen Naboolie
Portmanteau»
And she waits
In her transparent disguise
And she takes everyone
In the place by surprise
But we all take it in stride
'cause we’d hate her to hide such a face
She creates
A decoy with the same face and size
And she baits
Her enemy, her decoy then dies
And she dates
The youngest one of those guys
And she waits
To reveal her disguise, like I said
And she waits
In her transparent disguise
And she takes everyone
In the place by surprise
But we all take it in stride
'cause we’d hate her to hide such a face