The Sexorcist (Infomercial)

Do you have a problem bringing the freak out of your girl?
Is sex with her so boring that you think of other women during?
Well, all your bedroom problems can be solved
With the new freak extraction technique
Just call area code 668−884−6993 to order the freak extraction technique
All procedures performed by the sexorcist
Can I suck your tongue?
I can hardly wait… to taste you
Can I suck your tongue?
Please don’t make me wait… to recreate you
Can I suck your tongue?
Let me be the one… to please ya, I need your tongue
The sexorcism’s done… baby don’t turn me away
I want to taste your… tongue, tongue, tongue
Tongue, tongue, tongue
Tongue, tongue, tongue
Tongue, tongue, tongue
Come close to me
Can I touch you there?
You’re right here, where you’re supposed to be
And hopefully
We can spend the night
And give me what you owe to me
Been eying you for quite a while and now I want some
Go down on you, but now I think it’s time you owe me one
Things we can do baby, I know we’ll have a lot of fun
Now that were close, I wanna taste your tongue, tongue, tongue
I’m here to get it up out ya
The sexorcist, that bring that freak out when I mouth to mouth ya
And yes, it will arouse ya
I feelin' a bit of nostalgia
'Cause I’m thinkin' about about my past procedures
Ending up out of my trousers
Stick your tongue (what) stick your tongue out
I guarantee
The minute you let me baby girl, you’ll be strung out
I promise your panties will need to be hung out
But first
Before I begin this freak extraction technique
Spit your gum out
And let me show you how I can do that cleezy
It’s so easy, how I get beezy’s to appease me
Throw in a ice breaker
Then let my eyes face her
Then wrap my lips around her tongue and walah!, I taste her
On your ecstasy trip
You wanna get next to these lips
You wanna continue on, it’s best to be stripped
And don’t you worry, I’m a master
For this you won’t need no pastor
Before I begin there’s somethin' I have to ask ya…
Can I suck your tongue?
I can hardly wait… to taste you
Can I suck your tongue?
Please don’t make me wait… to recreate you
Can I suck your tongue?
Let me be the one… to please ya, I need your tongue
The sexorcism’s done… baby don’t turn me away
I want to taste your… tongue, tongue, tongue
Tongue, tongue, tongue
Tongue, tongue, tongue
Tongue, tongue, tongue
Mmmmmmmmmm… the sexorcist, satisfaction guaranteed
Call now at 668−884−6993 for the freak extraction technique
Freak extraction technique, performed only by sexorcist
Do not try this at home or at least without the sexorcist
Extraction may result in salivating, throdden loins
And uncontrollable urge to say the number n9ne
And women attempting to go ass to mouth
Use only as directed, Big Krizz Kaliko now included