Velma's Revenge

Oh my god
That snake that sings
He’s a puppet
But I hold the purse and the strings
God, I knew Negro Day
Would bring chaos and change
Now he’s pushing this pinko
Who might give us all mange
She’s a blemish, a blackhead
That must be expelled
There’s a standard of beauty
That must be upheld
You can say I’m a bigot
But it just isn’t true
Look, I love Sammy Davis
And he’s black and a Jew!
But they better get set
For a full-out assault
They should never have boiled
Miss Baltimore Crabs!