Laid Off

She said «Whatchu wanna do?» She was stepping up
Said I got that vroom, vroom I could rev it up
Get your engine running, said you’re very cunning
I said «I find you stunning,» hand was on her onion
Was a chill spot, lights dim, Jill Scott
Playing in the background, she was real hot
And I was real lost between the eyelids
Conversation continued and closer I slid
So I cut curves to udder these words
Said «tomorrow we can take the day off»
Didn’t get fired but I still got laid off
She was a boss, magnificent
Paws to the wall, sprawled, I’m back-bending it
It’s so beautiful, so unusual
Something different, how this cutie curled up my cuticles
And as the night passed, the sunlight shone
Through the window, she spoke, said «I'm goin' home»
I said alright ma’am, when can I follow through?
She said «Don't call me baby, I’ll call you»
Hey, ma, all the work you do I said it pays off
When I’m ‘round you I can’t stay soft
And now I wanna get laid off
Hey boss, we gonna need a couple days off
When I’m ‘round you I can’t stay soft
And now I wanna get laid off
I’m walking past human resources
I’m thinking ‘bout what I’m supposed to do with these choices
She want a little quid pro quo
In her mind she been feeling the kid on the low
See the moisture, she brainstorming
Had an idea of me, and then it came pouring
She enjoy when I visit to her cubicle to make her feel beautiful
Out the window she would gaze
When I’m gone she still give me a raise
Wanted me to taste the coffee she offered me
With some tickets to the game that she bought for free
Wanna take me sailing to Maryland
The vice-president, them others pale in comparison
I said «I know who the boss is»
Girl, you cute enough to run for office
Depot, you should sit down and keep notes
Here I’ll make the rules, we’re following the G code
What you got is mine, it’s kinda like a repo
And I be the president, especially when
The Knicks on, you gonna play the deep though
And your feelings, you can keep those
And afterwards, we don’t have to be close
Hey, ma, all the work you do I said it pays off
When I’m ‘round you I can’t stay soft
And now I wanna get laid off
Hey boss, we gonna need a couple days off
When I’m ‘round you I can’t stay soft
And now I wanna get laid off