Have You Seen My Willy

Have you seen my willy, he’s warm to touch
I’ve named him David and I love him very much
He’s nestled on a ball bag, joined at his root
He is pink and veiny and his helmet’s cute
Have you seen my willy, he’s short and stout
Look there is the jap-eye where the piss comes out
He’s nestled on some bollocks, covered in hair
Pull back all the foreskin, see the banjo string there
Have you seen my willy, his friends are balls
Sometimes he’s big and solid and sometimes he’s small
He’s nestled on some gonads, he wriggles about
Tug him up and down, see his jizz come out