Intro

Welcome back
Here we go again
A beautiful girl and some dirty old men
Before we continue the task at hand
Let’s go ahead and introduce the band
From the land of volcanoes
The lovely Lucia
Her voice will fill you with wonder and fear
She screams like a banshee, and she moves like a cat
I could tell you much more, but let’s leave it at that
The lord of lard
The mighty swine
He loves Manchego and a bottle of wine
Also known as Raymond Watts
He screams out his lungs while his brain slowly rots
The one and only
The great Steve White
His morals are loose, but his shirts are tight
Challenged by few
Rivaled by none
He’s a low down dirty son of a gun
This is the biscuit’s crux
Solid rock against the flux
Ultra-heavy beat deluxe
KMFDM forever sucks
Here’s your voice from the underground
Get ready for another round
Nothing new, it’s the same old shit
If it works this good, why fuck with it?
Andy Selway, the master of skins
Frequently found screwing chicks behind bins
His hobbies include but aren’t limited to
Things you and I would rather not do
And here we have Jules
The king of guitar
He’s only home when he’s inside a bar
Rings and spikes and chains and tattoos
He breeds new lifeforms inside his shoes
I am Kapt’n K
The korruptor of youth
My word is gospel of the honest truth
I am the father of industrial rock
And if you don’t believe me
You can suck my Glock
Jawohl