Keyhole Nothing

On amateurs' command
Sweaty nervous hands
An armyless campaign
A hammer driving nails
A joke on someone else
Your really crack me up
Oh how you crack me up
Hold my position
But I will not calm down
The price of admission
Is I will not calm down
The teeth behind the smile
The predatory drive
The prices cut the sale
The cowards' razortail
Hold my position
But I will not calm down
The price of admission
Is I will not calm down