Villain Song

Every time I build a robot
Every time I sink a ship
Every time I throw a girl off of a big old building or abandoned bridge
It seems you’re always there to stop me
I’ve had enough I’m sick of it
No more scheming no more stealing
I think I’m done with all of this…
So I took my Death Ray and put it on the shelf
Cause I found your punches to my face were bad for my health
Fired the minions and shut down the lab
Sunk the Atomic Sub now it sleeps with the crabs
So have fun, cause I’m done, I’m done…
The League of Evil said I’d miss you
The Guild of Demons tried to call
Dr. Hatred told me I was the one that had influenced them all
But I would not return a message
Still they couldn’t take a hint
No more planning, no conniving
I said I’m done with all of this…
So I took my Death Ray and put it on the shelf
Cause I found your punches to my face were bad for my health
Fired the minions and packed up the lab
Sunk the Atomic Sub now it sleeps with the crabs
So have fun, cause I’m done, I’m done…
And now I’m sitting on the beach
Sipping drinks all night and day
Watching girls in bikinis
Eating Crunch Berries and Frito-Lays
Until I saw you on the TV
Your stupid smile all big and bright
The old fire started again burning
It found me itching for a fight
So kicking sand into some kid’s face
I found my way back home because
I missed you, I missed you and I’m pissed…
So I found my Death Ray and took it off the shelf
Cause it turns out sitting on the beach was bad for my heath
Called the minions and fired up the lab, raised the Atomic Sub
Feels good to be bad, so watch out
Watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out, watch out… Cause I’m back!