One of the Guys

Oh, somebody told me once
You can’t be a lover and a confidant
And still be a hero made of Big Orange Rocks at the same time…
Oh no!
But I, I haven’t learned it yet
I still blame it all on the accident
The big brain says I’ll get fixed, but I never will
That’s why I’ve never felt like one of the guys…
One of the Guys, One of the Guys!
That’s why I’ve never felt like one of the guys
One of the Guys, One of the Guys!
That’s why I’ve never felt like one of the…
Thugs, along Yancy Street
I never saw a face I didn’t wanna beat
I can’t go to dinner with my girl without breaking the table
Oh no!
My whole life, I was walking tall
Now I can’t even go to the mall
They call me the ever lovin' blue eyed thing I don’t wanna be
Cause I’ve never felt like one of the guys…
One of the Guys, One of the Guys!
That’s why I’ve never felt like one of the guys
One of the Guys, One of the Guys!
That’s why I’ve never felt like one of the…
I find I’m singing this refrain
Cuz I doubt this feeling will ever change
It’s been like this for oh so long…
Spent my life feeling this way
But after all this time I found, it’s fed me all along
And it’s made me strong…
When the time comes to end the fun
I’m the one that gets the business done
Ain’t no one in the world that can get in my way
Oh no!
I’ve found a place among my friends
And I’ll be there up until the end
The first family to make me forget I was so grim
That’s why I finally feel like one of the guys…
One of the Guys, One of the Guys!
That’s why I finally feel like one of the guys
One of the Guys, One of the Guys!
That’s why I finally feel like one of the guys
So now I say it’s Clobberin' Time, it’s Clobberin' Time
Now it’s Clobberin' Time, it’s Clobberin' Time
So now I say it’s Clobberin' Time, it’s Clobberin' Time
Now it’s Clobberin' Time, it’s Clobberin' Time
So now I say it’s Clobberin' Time…