Another New Crisis

Don’t look now it’s another new Crisis
The world’s gonna burn will the heroes unite us?
Not sure I really even care anymore
Following along now feels like a chore
A Countdown, a Civil War, 52 changes;
A Green World War and a Secret Invasion
I don’t wanna stop but it’s wearing me out
You and me know this is not what it’s all about!
We’ve been dedicating lives
We’ve been reading all the lines
It doesn’t have to be this way
Nobody always needs to die
We don’t need all summer long
Of the same old dance and song…
We get so tired of it!
When I was just 9 I would get an allowance
To go buy a comic and a SLURPEE and CORNUTS
Another big story I was spazzin' out
Couldn’t wait to see what all the buzz was about
Then everyone told me that everything changes over the summer
I could quite see it but I could tell by the cover
That nothing really changed except for me
But I’ll keep buying that’s the way it will always be!
We’ve been dedicating lives
We’ve been reading all the lines
It doesn’t have to be this way
Nobody always needs to die
We don’t need all summer long
Of the same old dance and song…
We get so tired of it!
Events are getting out of hand!
I’d kill for a one-shot on the stands
And wars, of all kinds breaking bank!
I wonder who to thank? I need to know which way this cross-over ends
So next year we can do it all over again…
Don’t look now it’s another new Crisis
The world’s gonna burn will the heroes unite us?
I don’t think I really even care anymore
But I’m only fooling no one see you next week at the store…