What If

One day
What if one day?
What if I say?
I wish I was a tree and then suddenly I was a tree, then could I wish myself
back?
No trees can’t wish
What if I wished I was a wishing tree?
A tree that could wish
What if I wished I was a toilet bowl
And then I was one, and the wind changed
And I stayed that way?
Or, that if I wished I was a toilet bowl, and suddenly I was a tree?
Would I be able to say «hey I wanted to be a toilet bowl not a tree no I
wouldn’t be able to say that, trees can’t talk they don’t have any mouth
I would have to have the foresight to say «I wish I was a toilet but if I
changed id turn into a tree instead, I wish Id be a tree with a mouth and could
wish anything and change back into a human being, because Id only ever want to
be a toilet or a tree for a varied period of time
I guess
This is the exact reason
Why they always say
You should be very careful what you wish for