Joop! (A Requiem for 90's Hip Hop)

I’m a magnet in the function
Little light weight stuntin and I’m talking 'bout
Laughing obnoxious
But you laugh obnoxious when the world is in pocket
With very few exceptions
So old obnoxious Reese is in the building three stepping
On the west of the Westin
And we gonna get it in like we best friends
I step in like I know exactly what the fuck you staring at
This fresh is from a better time, no off the rack compare to that
My grooving is some gangster shit, the discontinued
To get this kind of sauce you got to order off the menu
The places I can send you
If you choose to continue
Can do more for your wanderlust than just a change of venue
I’m talking sky walking with a gaint
I’m not only a mother fucking God, I’m a client
I’m standing here, absolutely shining in defiance
'Cause you can’t kill them mortals but them motherfuckers tried it
And at last, Maurice is here, radiant as fuck
Rocks and whiskey in my cup
Looking worth a couple bucks
Never needed luck
Didn’t start with very much
And if melanin is magic then this darky got the touch
Mauricio Midas
I don’t have to many peers when it come to this fly shit
The way I do my shit
Is solo no sidekicks
And how my voodoo works is kinda all I can ride with
So that’s my shtick
super ego
I pulled up with the clique
Maurice is up in this bitch
They live steaming executions, tweeting revolutions
It’s the second time this week that you heard somebody shooting
The rich are getting richer, the poor are still clueless
And your dickhead of a president is a mother fucking Judas
The economy is lost, health care costs
And your deepest fantasy is murdering your boss
Your problems and your sorrows gonna be there tomorrow
Might as well find a groove you can borrow
Whoa now
Slow down
Smell the roses on this go round
Whoa now
Slow down
Smell the roses on this go round
In my Dickies feeling like a linen suit
I know I’m fresh but she say I think I’m cute
Old school nigga wear joop
Never trippin' off some shit like a fly in my soup
Verse two another chance to reinforce the fact
That I’m the mother fucking man
I’m just playing, but I’m saying
If not me, than who?
If not us, than them
I don’t know about you
But I’d prefer to win
«We don’t sink or swim, we buy boats to stay afloat»
I was 21 years old when I wrote that quote
Still serving up steaks at 38
Go to google, check the dates
Reese an all time great
You put a lot on my plate
And I’ma just gain weight
I’m too solid to crumble
I’m too pimping to mumble
It’s best to be humble
But it’s hard when you the coolest motherfucker in the jungle
Stride never stumble
Chin to the ceiling
God what a feeling
In this motherfucker chilling
They live steaming executions, tweeting revolutions
This the second time this week that you heard somebody shooting
The rich are getting richer, the poor are still clueless
And your dickhead of a president is a mother fucking Judas
The economy is lost, health care costs
And your deepest fantasy is murdering your boss
Your problems and your sorrows gonna be there tomorrow
Might as well find a groove you can borrow
They live steaming executions, tweeting revolutions
It’s the second time this week that you heard somebody shooting
The rich are getting richer, the poor are still clueless
And your dickhead of a president is a mother fucking Judas
The economy is lost, health care costs
And your deepest fantasy is murdering your boss
Your problems and your sorrows gonna be there tomorrow
Might as well find a groove you can borrow