You Are Not The Father

I do not have any kids
I had a scare this one time
This girl she told me that she got pregnant
When he hooked up one time in Dave and Busters in Iowa
Then I realized I’ve never been to Iowa
And then this one time this girl, she asked to take a picture with her baby
And I was like, of course, I always take pictures with my fans
She gave me the baby like that, and she ran away
And in my head I’m like you know I run track right
I handed that baby right back like that like a gift
Come on take your baby back