If I Could Make a Livin' Drinkin'

Holding down a job too long
Ain’t never been my forte
Soon as I’m hired I end up fired
For showing up too late
I ain’t too good at hammer swinging
Or slapping on that pane
But I’m highly skilled and qualified
For doing just one thing
Yeah, if I could make a living drinking
I’d be rolling in the dough
Chug my way up the corporate ladder
I’d be the boss in no time at all
I’d be richer than Oprah Winfrey
If I had a nickel for every beer
Yeah, if I could make a living drinking
I’d be employee of the year
I’d never call in sick
Wouldn’t mind all this working overtime
I’d be too busy boozing to every join a union
I’d never run up a picket line
I’d work through my lunch hour
Wouldn’t never retire
Never touch my 401K
If you do what you love and you love what you do
You’ll never work a single day
Yeah, if I could make a living drinking
I’d be rolling in the dough
Chug my way up the corporate ladder
I’d be the boss in no time at all
I’d be richer than Oprah Winfrey
If I had a nickel for every beer
Yeah, if I could make a living drinking
I’d be employee of the year
Oh, if I could make a living drinking
I’d be employee of the year
Yeah, I’d have more money than ol' Bill Gates
I’d be richer than Hugh Hefner
Yeah, I’d have more women than ol' Tiger Woods
Well, maybe not that many, he’s got a lot of women
You know that I mean, show me the money