Beer Me

Dissing and moaning is all I heard
All day long no a kind word
If you wanna chew my ass you better get in line
How much of this can one man take?
Every now and then we all need a break
So I’m punching out, leaving this all behind
Yeah, somebody beer me
Put a cold one in my hand
Oh, I clearly
Had about all I could stand
It’s been a hard day
It’s time for me to let it all go
So be a good friend, won’t you pass me a brew?
It’s like my medicine to help me lose these blues
Can’t you hear me? Yeah, come on, somebody beer me
Telephone’s ringing, oh, what’s wrong now?
The house’s flooded, the car broke down
All these bad things running through my mind
Well, my blood pressure’s on the rise
I just take a deep breath and start to fantasize
About the one thing that’ll help me unwind
When my world spins out of control
Well, there’s only one real remedy I know
Put that brew right here near me
Yeah, come on, somebody beer me