Mr. Cool (BBC Radio One's ''John Peel Show'' 22/7/76)

Whatever happened to mr cool
Somebody took him back to school
He thought he knew but he did not
Now his name is mr hot.
Oh mr hot, mr hot dont think your through cause youre not
You still dont have what youve got
Oh no no no no Whatever happened to know-it-all
Knew how to climb but not to fall
He had to fall from so high above
The only place deep enough was love.
Oh mr hot, mr hot dont think your through cause youre not
You still dont have what youve got
Oh no no no no Banana, banana
Sleep in between two beds is a fiddle
Youre bound to fall through the hole in the middle
You want your cake and eat it too
One day the cake turn around and eat you
Oh mr hot, mr hot dont think your through cause youre not
You still dont have what youve got
Oh no no no no Whatever happened to mr cool
Somebody took him back to school
He thought he knew but he did not
Now they call him mr hot.