Don't Stand So Close

Young teacher the subject
Of school girl fantasy
She wants him so badly.
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her there’s longing
This girl’s an open page
Book marking, she’s so close now
This girl is half his age
Don’t badda stand so close to I & I!
Nuh badda stand so close, to I!
Don’t badda stand so close to I & I!
Nuh badda stand so close!
Because fire a go bun!
Mi seh hurt out ur eye!
Likkle after dat yuh a go ask mi why!
Why di air so warm, a mi say why it so dry?
Wawawawawa, warning!
Her friends are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes it’s not so easy
To be the teacher’s pet
Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, she’s waiting
His car is warm and dry
Don’t badda stand so close to I & I!
Nuh badda stand so close to I!
Don’t badda stand so close to I & I!
Nuh badda stand so close!
Because fire a go bun
Mi seh hurt out ur eye!
Likkle after dat yuh a go ask mi why
Why di air so warm, a mi say why it so dry?
Whaaaaa, warning!
Hehhh!
Righhhhhhht!
Hit me one more time,
Hahhhhaahhha!
Danger!
Fire!
Righhhhht!
Scatttt…
Puppa Kevens pon di mic an mi a chat
Mi gi yuh some a dis
Mi seh mi gi yuh some a dat
If mi say something yuh nuh hear people, you haffi seh
Wat?!
Oh ooiyy
Don’t sand so
Say don’t, say don’t
Say don’t stand so, Say don’t say don’t
Say don’t stand, stand stand stand
Wat!, wat, wat?
Rendition by Kēvens