Trouble Begins

Michael:
In the city of New Albion, eh you know this bit by now
There’s a pair of friends named Abi, who’s a witch, and Kevin the Mouse
Agatha and Sam were their grandparents, but don’t pay
No mind to that, it’s late Atompunk Era we’re in today
They’re currently in Kevins cab, he drives it in the skull
Of a robot in the front seat, once again, nothing you need to know
They’re in the city’s centre near a gala that’s being held
And it’s here our story starts as they’re just cruising around
Kevin: I’ve got a nw joke
Abi: Oh dear goddess no
Kvin: No this one’s really good
Abi: It’s not they never are. What if my catchphrase is---
Kevin: So a guy walks into a doctors office
Abi: Please stop
Kevin: And he says «Doc, you’ve gotta help me!»
Abi: I will literally pay you to stop right now
Kevin: I wake up one morning and I think I’m a wig---
Kevin: Woah
Abi: What was that?
Kevin: Was that a scream?
Abi: That was a scream. Oh my god look! Is that a goblin?
Ryvyr:
Please excuse me sirs, I need your help
You are Abi and Kevin the Mouse
At the Gryphon’s Tail we drank one day
My names Ryvyr and I have a case
There’s a gala at that club right there
For a new line in the monorail
But a murder has just now occured
There is someone dead you must hurry sirs
Abi: Oh no
Kevin: Yay, a murder!!! I love a good murder mystery!
Abi: Here, climb in my shirt pocket
Ryvyr: Come on it’s this club over here.
Michael:
Ryvyr is a goblin and we met her once before
And across the streets this club and they walk inside the door
And it’s all decked out, some big rich fancy party’s bein' held
The upper class is dressed up lettin' loose and gettin' down