Friday Night

it’s Friday night and you’re looking so fly
Getting ready for your date tonight
New shirt, new jeans, new watch, new shoes
Everything is going right
You get to the club like a superstar
You’re on everybody’s sight
You saw the girl she’s looking damn fine
You’re thinking sexy time
But then you moved your body
And something smelled so funny
You looked down and you realized…
Nakatapak ka ng poo poo
You looked down and back, looking horrified
As you saw your brown trail of sin
Your girl comes near too late to run
Maybe she won’t see a thing
You gave her a hug and then you smiled saying
Girl let’s dance and drink on the dance floor
You move like a pro, your girl is dancing steady
As you moved your body
There’s something brown and funky
She looked down and she realized…
Nakatapak ka ng poo poo
Everybody on the dancefloor
Ipunas! Ipunas! Ipunas mo… Ipunas!
Everybody on the rug
Ipunas! Ipunas! Ipunas mo… Ipunas!
Everybody on the grass
Ipunas! Ipunas! Ipunas mo… Ipunas!
Everybody Everybody
Nakatapak ka ng poo poo…