Where Do You Think You're Going In That? (kelly's Mom)

Oh, what a day it’s been.
Let’s read my pamphlet here.
What would Jesus do?
For ages: 55 & older.
#1. Love thy neighbor
Love thy neighbor as thy self.
Thank you lord.
Thank you for this…
Oh no.
(Music starts)
Excuse me!
Where do you think you’re going in that?
You’re gunna march right upstairs,
that’s what you’re gunna do.
March it.
Is that a tattoo?
Tattoos are from the devil.
Tattoos are from the devil.
The devil.
You’re gunna march up to your room.
I’m so flustered.
You’re gunna march it woman.
March, march, march.
And change your clothes.
Is that a tattoo?
Tattoos are from the devil.
You don’t even know Chinese.
Why are you wearing that?
You’re watching too much of the
Too much HBO
Jesus Christ on a crutch.
If you go out looking like that,
they’re gunna think your a street walker.
A walker in the night.
They’re gunna want to pay you for
looking like that.
It’s wrong and it’s unclean.
You need to change that, missy.
Boys just wanna get in your too-too.
Boys just wanna get in your too-too.
I thought I told you that.
They want in your too-too.
And you march upstairs and you cover up that too-too.
They’re gunna think you’re a transvestite
We’re gunna be on Montel Williams
for Chri-i
You better cover it up, missy.
I don’t wanna be on Montel.
You’re gunna be pregnant,
and that means I’m gunna be a grandmother.
And you know what?
That’ll be the seed of the devil.
They want in your too-too.
They want in your too-too.
The devil