Huckle Buck

Here’s a dance you should know
When the lights are down low
Grab your baby then go
Do the huckle buck
Do the huckle buck
If you don’t how to do it
Boy, you’re out of luck
Push your partner out
Then you hunch your back
Start a little movement in your sacroiliac
Wiggle like a snake
Waddle like a duck
That’s the way you do it
When you do the huckle buck
Homer?
Huh?
Suppose you and Jethro sing for all music lovers.
We’ll do it
Now you drink some home brew
From some chicken shoe
Phew!
Chase it with old mountain dew
Everybody stop we’re going to dance a dance
Grab yourself a chicken just be careful who you grab
Shake a little there, shake a little here
Then you double clutch it and you throw it out of gear
Hold your baby tight, swing her to the right
‘Til her eyeballs start a blinking like a caution light
If the dance should drag
Then you grab some old hag
And you jitter bang
Do the huckle buck
Do it kind of slow
You grab your partner then you shuffle off to Buffalo
Take a dip of snuff
Dip it kind of loose
If you can’t find a cutter
Just sputter all the juice
Papa’s feeling low
I think he’s out of luck
Mama told him he’s too old To do the huckle buck