The Henchmen

Before you see the boss, you gotta see the henchmen
The henchmen, the henchmen
Before you see the boss, you gotta see the henchmen
The henchmen, the henchmen
You think my dancing is just a tourist attraction
But you’re witnessing the voodoo death god back in action
Master assassin and the man who cannot die
This time the burning card signifies how your soul fries
My only mission is to protect the bosses poppy fields
And as long as I’m living I’ll see anyone who tries to stop me killed
Did I forget to mention how I’m able to cause death
And I’m just the henchman so you’re not ready for the boss yet
And when Bond tried to stop me I really found it funny
He actually thought he got me but he really shot a dummy
Then I rose from a grave and displayed that I was ready
So I went for his head while holding a machete
But he got me, threw me in a poisonous pit
Of snakes. Now my veins are where the poison will sit
And he was surely convinced that I had actually passed away
But at the end of the day you could see me laughing on a train
Before you see the boss, you gotta see the henchmen
The henchmen, the henchmen
Before you see the boss, you gotta see the henchmen
The henchmen, the henchmen
Odd job is the name, I be on my suit and my tie thing
Walking around with the flying guillotine
Big guy, big tux, big hat, I Chop your head off
Crush a golf ball with one hand, then I jet off
Built like a brick, so when you throw it, I don’t feel it
Chop so deep I might snap your double helix
Sinister smile with a sinister ‘stache
Bodyguard to Goldfinger, expert at hand to hand
Combat tactics, you won’t get past this
Henchman, The best in all that I’m tasked with
An admirable manservant but mute
Don’t miss a target when I shoot
You can’t escape your destiny
You wanna leave? then you gotta get through me
I might be silent, but I’m deadly as the mob
N crazy, that’s why they call me the Odd Job
Before you see the boss, you gotta see the henchmen
The henchmen, the henchmen
Before you see the boss, you gotta see the henchmen
The henchmen, the henchmen
Come and catch can you keep up as I enter with a blow
I’m in Cuba, senoritas or Korea, not the South
Hey I wonder where the Z comes from my people can me Zao
I bring guns in for my leader like the guns, «Can't keep me out»
I bring heat in from the DMZ the Sun and Moon both Fuck with me
I’ll kill you and I wouldn’t skip a beat, «It's not a luxury»
With diamonds in my face, ‘Cause in my case they just blew up with me
They caught me, but they traded me for him «Can't get enough of me.»
Like Kim I am the Man I got missiles in my Jag
I’ll make every citizen just do a sit up with my swag
Change colors like Chamileons, you call me Kill Cam
I could look like Carson Daily and still be militant
I’m exciting when I enter like the hype is in the building
I’ll be rich or I’ll die trying with my diamonds to the ceiling
Pound my fist! Taking M16 to town without a feeling
While I’m looking like the Crow, when his mascara was peeling
Cause I’m pale like an angel of death, I have arrived
I’ll do anything in service to my master, samurai
Take any assassin and i’ll clean in half the time
You don’t understand just what I mean, is that is I
Run up on your mans, everybody has to die
I’m a killa to the core and I’ll never pacify
I don’t care who you are, what you do, ask me why
I’ll say its only part of my master’s grand design!
I like to get my hands dirty
I won’t waste breath on being wordy
Jaws — My calling card is service with a smile
Make sure the price is right, and I’ll make it worth your while
Cause I’m bigger and I’m stronger. Damned near indestructible
All about business. I’ve seen many bosses come and go
But I still remain. Notice my unique dental work
Heavy metal fillings: I guarantee my dentures hurt
You got gold in your mouth? I got steel
I don’t need fronts to look tough. My fangs are real
And trust me, you don’t want to be my next meal
You can run or fight. I don’t care — I’m hard to kill
I’m the dog that takes a real bite out of crime
A lotta names in the game, but you will remember mine
Remorseless, relentless, inventive, obsessive-
Compulsive, destructive, and you’re out of luck, kid
Before you see the boss, you gotta see the henchmen
The henchmen, the henchmen
Before you see the boss, you gotta see the henchmen
The henchmen, the henchmen
Before you see the boss, you’ve got to be ready
To see Odd Job, Zao, Jaws, Baron Samedi
The weapons that we’re carrying are heavy
Cold-blooded from birth, everything we do is certified deadly
It doesn’t matter if it’s New Orleans
Fort Knox, or Great Britain, right in front of your queen
We do mean things, all in the name of our employer
If you stand in our way, we will destroy ya. Call a lawyer
You’re gonna need one to fill out your will
Give your goods to your next of kin whenever you’re killed
Cause the odds of you surviving are minimal
Remember that You’re dealing with professional criminals:
The Henchmen