Take Off Your Tin Foil Hat

Well I read on Reddit that the Reds are coming and by Reds I mean blues
That are secretly commies that were posthumously hired by Hugo Chavez
To alter ballots
And the theory holds water if you don’t overthink it
But the water is the Kool-Aid so don’t ever drink it
And I only trust news that is tailored to my discerning palette
Did you know Q is the 45th letter in the alphabet
And that’s how I know that the 45th president
Sends secret codes in 45 character tweets
And D Day is coming and I’m armed to the teeth
Against tyrannical government except when I think
They need my unsolicited help quelling people’s freedom of speech…
Take off your tin foil hat, don’t you know that it’s out of fashion
Don’t you know that Jesus frowns on all the ammo that you’ve been
Stashin'
Do you believe the 5Gs are coming in the night to take your babies
Away for the satanist hordes, good lord!
Y’all must be bored, you need to get off the internet
The virus is fake so I’m goin' to the beach
And a mask makes you wanna have sex with a sheep
And I’ll shoot you if stop me from getting drunk over at Chili’s
I read between the lines or at least every twenty
I skimmed the report and something seems funny
And the proof is all there I just don’t have details, really
Global warming’s a hoax from the super computer
To take all our trucks and make us drive scooters
And microchip the masses I just know it to be so
I want the freedom to die in a senseless mass shooting
I heard Obama was paying for the protests and looting
And the proof is in the basement of the Alamo
So take off your tin foil hat, don’t you know that it’s out of fashion
Don’t you know that Jesus frowns on all the ammo that you’ve been
Stashin'
Do you believe the 5Gs are coming in the night to take your babies
Away for the satanist hordes, good lord!
Y’all must be bored, you need to get off the internet
Oh I said Lord (good Lord!), y’all must be bored, you need to get off, stay off,
get gone, from the internet