Who Likes Who

I hate when they do that. When you know they hate you
Hi, Brittany!
Hey, Jor!
Oh, my gosh
Hey Caitlin, I have to tell you something
What?
I heard Conner was at the movies with Brittany
No way. Who’d you hear that from?
I heard it from Brian who heard it from Kip who heard it from Sarah who got it
from Brittany
Wait, so Brittany told Sarah who told Kip who told Brian who told you?
Yeah, there’s the bell
I’ll talk to you later
I’m ready
Jenny called me up and said she likes Johnny
But yesterday Johnny said, «Yo, I like Bonnie.»
Bonnie likes Jonathan, who’s still missing me
Even though we all know he likes Tiffany
Vicky called me on a three way with Cici
And she told me Anthony likes Rissi
Allie’s got another thing for Jeffery
Which really bugs me cause she knew that he left me
Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh
Who likes who
Every day it’s someone new
The halls are filled with voices whispering
Who likes who
Doesn’t matter if the rumor’s true
All the fun is in the mystery… to me
Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh
I saw Conner at the movies with Brittany
When he should’ve been there with Whitney
So tonight I’m gonna hit up Steven
And let him know, Brittney’s cheating
I was on Myspace when Keegan dropped in
And he told me everybody’s still talking
Stacy and Evan are together
This gossip goes on forever
(Phew!
You’re telling me!)
Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh
Who likes who
Every day it’s someone new
The halls are filled with voices whispering
Who likes who
Doesn’t matter if the rumor’s true
All the fun is in the mystery… to me
Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh
He likes you and she likes him
You can call it a game that everybody wins
Moochi likes Chachi
Sarah likes Wit
And Kip likes Lafawndah
And Jimmy likes… Skip?
Oops!
Who likes who
Every day it’s someone new
The halls are filled with voices whispering
Who likes who
Doesn’t matter if the rumor’s true
All the fun is in the mystery… to me
Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh