Bony Moronie

I got a girl named Bony Moronie
She’s as skinny as a stick of macaroni
Ought to see her rock and roll with her blue jeans on
Not very fat, just skin and bone
I love her and she loves me
Oh how happy now we can be
Making love underneath the apple tree
She’s my one and only, she’s my heart’s desire
She’s a real upsetter, she’s a real live wire
Everybody turn when my baby walk by
She’s something to see, she really catches the eye
I love her, she loves me
Oh how happy now we can be
Making love underneath the apple tree
Told my mama and a papa too
Just exactly what I wanna do
Wanna get married on a night in June
And boogie by the light of a silvery moon
I love her, she loves me
Oh how happy now we can be
Makin' love underneath the apple tree
Yeah, check this out
She’s my one and only, she’s my heart’s desire
A real upsetter, she’s a real live wire
Everybody turn when my baby walk by
She something to see, she really catches the eye
I love her, she loves me
Oh how happy now we can be
Getting' it on underneath the apple tree
Whooo, All right