All of the Monkeys Ain't in the Zoo

All of the monkeys ain’t in the zoo
There’s some a-runnin' loose around me and you
Watch when you’re in a crowd and you’ll agree too
All of the monkeys ain’t in the zoo
Now, I’ve got a cousin on my daddy’s side
He was a single boy and doin' fine
Until he met a woman that took him for a ride
He’s a hubby now, besides the pa of nine
Now, women on a budget always tickle me
They’re tight as ticks and worry all the time
And then a travelling salesman knocks them off their feet
They give a dollar for a brush that’s worth a dime
All of the monkeys ain’t in the zoo
There’s some a-runnin' loose around me and you
Watch when you’re in a crowd and you’ll agree too
All of the monkeys ain’t in the zoo
Now, there’s some mighty smart men that run the USA
They head the list of some of our great men
And then there are others who had big shot brothers
They weren’t elected, they were just put in
All of the monkeys ain’t in the zoo
There’s some a-runnin' loose around me and you
Watch when you’re in a crowd and you’ll agree too
All of the monkeys ain’t in the zoo
All of the monkeys ain’t in the zoo