Who Stole The Soul Of Johnny Dreams

Attention K Mart shoppers
Do you really need all of that crap?
It’s made somewhere in Thailand
And no one’s taking the rap
I’m holding out for yellow
Airbags in my shoes
I saw the ad from Calvin Klein
It’s the kind the junkies use
Watching too much TV
When will I ever learn?
They call me the midnight surfer
'Cause I love to watch the channels turn
At 8 p.m. on Channel 2
When Animals Attack
There’s a lot of guys that I once knew
With a monkeys on their backs
Written on the bathroom walls
That the old fan dancer cleans
Is the never answered question
Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?
A singing dog named Peewee
He is the star of the neighborhood
He’s singing songs from Oklahoma
His Tutti Fruiti is awfully good
Straight edged boy is cooking
Tofu for his friends
They’re planning their next sit in
For the animals have friends
And written on the bathroom walls
That the old fan dancer cleans
Is the never answered question
Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?
Still I’m a circus boy
They’re taking up croquet
Someone stole a ferris wheel
From Fargo yesterday
Well, I have no sense of who I am
Or who that I am not
Am I The Great Wallenda
That everyone forgot
And I still write the songs
That only I will sing
Something has gone wrong
It’s the bell that never rings
And hip-hop rappers and DJ’s
Pop stars, lawyers and thieves
Someone’s selling the rainbow, yeah
And things that you wouldn’t believe
And written on the bathroom walls
The old fan dancer cleans
Is the never answered question
Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?
Written on the bathroom walls
That the old fan dancer cleans
Is the never answered question
Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?
Who stole the soul, who stole the soul?
Who stole the soul, who stole the soul?
Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?