You Spit When You Talk

It’s so hard to have a conversation with you
It’s not what you say or what you do
You’re my real good friend
Yes, that I must admit
That’s why it breaks my heart to tell you this
You spit when you talk
Oh yeah, I had to say it
Got something to say
And then you go and spray it
I got a dry-cleaning bill and
I’m gonna make you pay it
You spit when you talk
Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk
Well, at the office party
You sang karaoke
Electrocuted yourself
Singing «Okie from Muskogee»
It’s not a little secret
No, it’s something that is known
If you want to talk about it can’t you call me on the phone?
Because you spit when you talk
And I’m just being honest
Everything I own
Has your saliva on it
If I talk to you much longer
I swear I’m gonna vomit
You spit when you talk
Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk
Now the only friends you have
Are on Facebook and on MySpace
They all talk behind your back
'Cause it’s the only dry place
You were so excited at the game
When Jeter had a triple
Got my T-shirt so wet that everybody saw my nipples
You spit when you talk
And it ain’t getting better
I know what you had for dinner
'Cause it’s right here on my sweater
If you’ve got an interpreter
You’d better go and get her
You spit when you talk
Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk
Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk