Love Jerks

You’ve got some fangs, but it don’t get me upset
I’ll bring the blood, if you bring the turtleneck
I’ll spin my web, so you can dance on by
I’ll twirl you round and round, it’s a knockout night
Two jerks in love, thorns from a rose
Sometimes we need to be kept on our toes
Who do you love, and why does it hurt
Treasure your friends, but love jerks
A kiss and a spank, and all your selfish ways
Far from a gentleman, oh, but you’ve got good taste
Trust me sweetheart, the torturing is through
I’m bending down the branch,
won’t you pick the fruits
of my love, whoa oh oh
With other men, there’s nothing dangerous
They say that I, am paralyzed from spider bites
But you’ve got some fangs,
and I love how it feels
Who do you love, and why does it hurt
Treasure your friends, but love jerks
Who do you love, and why does it hurt
Treasure your friends, but love jerks
Two jerks in love, thorns from a rose
Sometimes we need to be kept on our toes