Smoke Beer

Pardon me, I m kinda blasted
I ve been drinking since noon (are you for real?)
So forgive me, I just need a little room
Cos in any given minute I might fuck around and throw up
Then hop inside my pickup, hit the lot and go do doughnuts
Fuck the police though, I can grab that weed and roll up
Ask me what my name is, I ll probably tell em I m toe up Hold up, hold up,
I really mean it, hold up
I told that bitch to put me through, kinda like a tow truck
My homie on that lean, he s swaying like a rocker
And now he s moving slower than a granny with a walker
I told that bitch to come here, I really need a driver
And then I told er treat my dick like a breath of lager, I m drunk
(Hook)
I smoke beer (I smoke beer)
Drink weed (Drink weed)
Ridin round singing fuck the police (police)
I sip beer (sip beer)
Without lean (without lean)
Ridin round singing fuck the police (police)
(Verse)
Oh I go fucked up and I know it (you know it)
Shit, I m stumbling
Thinkin I m spittin, pimpin to this bitch but I m just mumbling I had an idea
I can get this hoe to my room and make her squirt
All I need is weed and drinkin beer to smoking that shit what
Keepin up with me is up, I always go hard I m never going home
I m crashing out on the studio couch
Tonight don t cry, leave me alone
I m in my zone and I m feelin it High or drunk, it don t matter,
I m killin shit The name is Lil Wyte if you didn t know by now
Might take a nigga a week to settle yo bitch
Don t give a fuck who, fuck the police too
Must be my niggas Tennessee attitude
I m a cool motherfucker, I m just actin rude I got no class to put me in a bad
mood
I m a little bit ratchet and trippy at all times
I m turnt up to the max, these ain t just rhymes I m on my Juicy J shit
It s been 30 o clock and that s the first I tried
(Hook)
I smoke beer (I smoke beer)
Drink weed (Drink weed)
Ridin round singing fuck the police (police)
I sip beer (sip beer)
Without lean (without lean)
Ridin round singing fuck the police (police)
Fuck em
(Verse)
I pull up to the club bumpin country music
Them people look at me like I was really fuckin stupid
I m ridin round drunk listening to J s and Alby Sippin on that work,
oh shit I m smoking on that Al Green
As much as I ve been drinkin, man I ain t even thinkin I told this bitch that
my dick was smaller than my pinky
Don t know what I was thinkin
But maybe I could pull er
And then I told her bitch to grab a beer out of my cooler
And I m a hilarious guy
I might cum before I fuck like American Pie
Now they sayin that I m longer so don t curse no more And then I tell em shit
fuck damn cunt whore
(Hook)
I smoke beer (I smoke beer)
Drink weed (Drink weed)
Ridin round singing fuck the police (police)
I sip beer (sip beer)
Without lean (without lean)
Ridin round singing fuck the police (police)
Fuck em