X-Mas Card

You sent a Christmas card
To my parents
I get nothing
I get nothing
You could have at least sent something mean
Saying how happy you have been
You could have at least sent something cruel
To cut out the guessing
I had an evil plan
To send you a
Collage of letters
That you wrote
I didn’t
I could have at least sent something mean
To show how pathetic I have been
I should have at least sent something cruel
To show how I miss you
Ooh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Ooh, oh oh
I’ve analyzed what this could mean
Only means just one thing
I’ve analyzed what this could mean
Only means just one thing