Hello Kitty

Hello Hello, Kitty, hello, dear friend
Your smile is pretty like a flower that’s in bloom
Love is in your heart, and sings a happy tune
Hello Hello, Kitty, play with us today
Hello Kitty says you can never have too many
Friends, well, bitch, I’ve got none
No one’s no fun, they all think I’m dumb
Rotting away in my party of one
And I honestly can’t tell you the last time I saw the sun
Like Hello Kitty, got no worries in a fantasy land
Instead I’m dragging out each day, pulling my hair out strand by strand
One day I’m gonna get stretched too hard and snap like a rubber band
I wonder if this will get better, people do say that it can
I can teach you how to be just like me
Crying all night, sleeping 'til three
I can teach you how to be just like me
Just listen carefully
I can teach you how to be just like me
Cute as Hello Kitty
I can teach you how to be just like me
Just listen carefully
Kitty, she’s my favorite friend (she's my only friend)
I know no matter who abandons me, she’ll be there 'til the end
And I know when the world’s in flames
She’ll take my hand and rescue me out of this shitty place
She keeps me warm, stitch me up when I get torn
Be the light amidst the storm, hail Kitty, she’s so adorned
I don’t believe in much but if there’s one thing that I trust
If there’s a higher being, it must be her, she’s never unjust
I can teach you how to be just like me
Crying all night, sleeping 'til three
I can teach you how to be just like me
Just listen carefully
I can teach you how to be just like me
Cute as Hello Kitty
I can teach you how to be just like me
Just listen carefully