Put a Banana in Your Ear

Frogrus: Charlie, you look quite down,
With your big fat eyes and your big fat frown.
The world doesn’t have to be so grey.
Charlie, when your life’s a mess,
When you’re feeling blue, always in distress,
I know what can wash that sad away.
All you have to do is… Put a banana in your ear!
Charlie: A banana in my ear?
Frogrus: Put a ripe banana right into your favourite ear! It’s true.
Charlie: Says who?
Frogrus: So true. Once it’s in your gloom will disappear.
The bad in the world is hard to hear,
When in your ear a banana cheers,
So go and put a banana in your ear!
Frogrus and Bananas: Put a banana in your ear!
Charlie: I’d rather keep my ear clear.
Frogrus and Bananas: You’ll ne’er be happy if you live your life in fear.
It’s true.
Charlie: Says you.
Frogrus and Bananas: So true. When it’s in the skies are bright and clear.
Oh every day of every year.
The sun shines bright on this big blue sphere.
So go and put a banana-
Frogrus: -in your earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!