Guy Town

Nick: Jay, this place is a total bummer
Jay: Are you kidding me?
There’s a place I know
Where the dudes all go
Where there’s no female scorn and hassle
It’s a bachelor’s dream
Every man is a king
Of his one-room shag-rug castle
We’ve got booze and lube and Lexapro
We don’t need the outside world
And a sex position topiary garden
Where every bush is girl-on-girl
We’re talking about Guy Town
It’s a bachelor’s stay-cation
Guy Town
A testosterone celebration
Guy Town
We’re a lonely dude nation
Guy Town
Forget your woes
Embrace the bros
In Guy Town!
Now you can do as you please
Hang your balls in the breeze
Free of society’s uptight gaze
I lived here in 1971
And saw more shaft than Isaac Hayes!
You can barcalounge
By the swimming pool
Don’t mind the sheen of sweat and pubes
Just be careful of the penis worms
(Penis worms) Hey, even we’re all dudes!
Because we’re in Guy Town
A bro-topia sensation
Guy Town
A divorcee plantation
Guy Town
It’s a player’s coronation
Lose the ring and
Live the dream
In Guy Town!