Lessdoodiss

If you really wanna see what it means to be
A true top-caliber top tier emcee
You’d better follow along — ya gotta peep the steps
And lemme demonstrate Watch the master catch wreck
Lessdoodiss
Wassup ya’ll less doo diss
Party people in the place to be lessdothis
Wassup ya’ll lessdoodiss
Yo it’s never enough
I rip mic’s with a delicate touch
And when that elephant bust into the room and consume y’alls attention
I pour an eagle rare on the rocks and send it
Bent outta shape like you bend over nightly
I’ll send a telegram tellin' Ben to fight me
Who’s Ben? Iunno, Stiller wassup
I’m pretty chill until I hit ya with the villainous touch
This shit that I bust make a planet wiggle off-axis
Women gettin' fanatic at my gigalo practice
Mad slick when the kid is in action
You spittin' like a kitten tryin' a tickle a cactus
Ease back kid — get the fuck back bitch
I grip my nutsack as I bust that shit
Sluts in the house — bump that trick
ANd put that ass where my mustache is
Whats this? Big Jarv is energized
And generally ready to set it off anytime
This multi-syllable rythem’ll tickle your spine
And then I’ll out the red dot tween your eyes
Why do so-called emcees’s even try
To get upon the mic and recite
All there little bullshit cliche rhymes
I’m thinkin' I might like to lose my mind
Devote my soul to a life of crime
Kill a nemesis with a venomous line
Get busted by a busy get a bit of time
I’ll unwind in a solitary confinement
I’ll write rhymes with my blood plus an ill hand style
It’s big Jarv in the place swiggin' Absolute
'Bout to flee the coop and then smash your troop
So move the fuck back, who’s the fuck that?
Another dick rider glued to nutsacks
Save the game, I just slang the lingo
Bangin' on your dame like my name is Ringo
More like John Bohham or Bernard Purdie
I got the swing and I deem thee unworthy
Your girl got a dog face sorta like Murdy
I’ll film her like beagle if she wanna get flirty
Word to the people who assemble and continue
Celebrating rhymes with an elevated mental
Relegating like a renegade invading pages of paper
Makin' it pay to take wages of the beta
Verbatim, maybe the laymen ain’t able to make a name
But I’m aimin' to paint a picture and lay the bitch in a frame
And if they can savor the flavor, Nate’ll stay for the duration
They be spinnin' like a breakin' and shaken like a can of paint
Less doo diss
Yeah, I’m comin' back in this like this
I ain’t givin' it a rest, I ain’t callin' it quits
I ain’t no quitter bitch. I ain’t kiddin', not even a little bit
I spit it with vigor until you feelin' religious
Not a prophet, but I’m trying to profit off this
I’ll pass around a plate and take whatever you toss in
Drop it in my pocket and watch you walk out
Pshh-Gimmie that wallet, I want the wad now
How can it be? I’m Astounding indeed
I’ma scowl at the meek, beat, trounce and defeat
Found in the streets, never bound with a leash
I’ma howl at the moon — I’ma growl at the beats
Bounce to the song 'till they gotta cal twelve
All dogs go to heaven all pigs go to
Well, well, well, What is this — I’mma flip the script
I ain’t tryna politic, tryna rip this bitch
You box me in, I’ll box you out
I talk my shit
I’m awfully loud
Do not disturb
Hop the curb
Kiss the rail
Pushin' down the street tryina kick it and the kid prevail
It’s the antagonist actin' a bit erratic
On an erotic odyssey witcha mom up in the attic
Attitude? It doesn’t matter, I can truly tune it out
'Cause I’m the multi-talented rapper you never knew about
I’m multi-faceted, ravenous — like a faucet I’m droppin' it
Get bag full of cash and then i’ma probably offer it
To somebody cool, maybe a thotty I wanna screw
Make your body move, save me the bother of naughty nudes
Lessdoodiss
Wassup ya’ll less doo diss
Party people in the mother fuckin' building less do this
Come on baby less do this