Hot Yoga

Whassup?
Sup y’all?
Yo it’s your boy
The magnificent
The almighty
The motherfuckin' J A to the R V on the microphone
Whassup y’all?
It all comes together, man- it feels so perfect
Saturday, kickin' back, sittin' on the surface
Worthless? Never that- do yourself a service
Man- come on, get down to the earth tip
70 degrees under evergreen trees, at the park till dark
Every evening street shredding
Nahte got the Cavillac ready
Tribe Called Quest, Beck — Beercan steady
Got a betty on my side, backseat when I ride with the homies
Ain’t no surprise the guys know me
Typical Jarv, Deuce Bigalow goes hard with a so-so hoe
Gettin' dome, drinkin' 40s
Cops roll by while I powerslide hills
They hate my skills, I love cheap thrills
I go wild in the streets, runnin' up until-
The homies hit me up to chill
Hey, it’s the same ol' same
Walkin' ‘round town, it ain’t gon' rain
I got sunshine sittin' on top of the skin
Feel the funk and let the fun begin
Hey, it’s the same ol' same
Skatin' ‘round town, it ain’t gon' rain
I got sunshine sittin' on top of the skin
Feel the funk and let the fun begin
Got my hair in a bun like Samurai Jack
Hot yoga in the park, ooooh, would ya' look at that
Feel the breeze, life is such a beautiful thing
I find a quiet ol' tree and take a nap
Ahhh, how lovely, livin like a sundae with nuts
Yeah, I’m nuckin' futs- tell me that ya' love me
Honey, let’s go and take a dip
Sun-bleached hair, with the bubblegum hips
Ahhh, get a grip Jarv- can’t get this hard
Rockin' gym shorts, swimmin' with this broad
Good god, gotta stop lookin' at the bod
Or homegirl gon' tell Jarv to get gone
Rope-swing, hoping to see the ravine
You’ve been my dream ever since I was a pre-teen fiend
Fantasy may be happening or so it seems
«What do ya' say we go and get a bite to eat, huh?»
Hey, it’s the same ol' same
Walkin' 'round town, it ain’t gon' rain
I got sunshine sittin' on top of the skin
Feel the funk and let the fun begin
Hey, it’s the same ol' same
Skatin' ‘round town, it ain’t gon' rain
I got sunshine sittin' on top of the skin
Feel the funk and let the fun begin
I don’t wanna grow up, No, I don’t wanna get old
I don’t wanna do what I’m told
I don’t wanna grow up, No, I don’t wanna get old
I don’t wanna do what I’m told
I don’t wanna grow up, No, I don’t wanna get old
I don’t wanna do what I’m told
I don’t wanna grow up, No, I don’t wanna get old
I don’t wanna do what I’m told
Hot yoga in the park
Hot yoga in the park
Hot yoga in the park
Hot yoga in the park
Hot yoga in the park
Hot yoga in the park
Hot yoga in the park
Hot yoga in the park
Yoga pant booty-bootiful, I’m a fool for you baby boo
Hello, how do you do?
I am not the man, but I will treat you like a woman
Number 1, you will never be number 2
You’re definitely divinity, Let me buy you dinner
To you, I promise- I will always be true
After dinner we can head back to your pad
And I will do whatever you want me to do
Who am I? Another stupid guy who would try to
To get in your pants and wave goodbye? Oh my, I never would
I never could even begin to imagine leavin' you defeated
I mean it, better believe it
Heated up a little candle wax, drip it on my back
Ooh, ahh, you a freak and I like that
We hit the sheets, then I hit the streets
And skate down to the station for a night-cap
Hey, it’s quite alright
Out goes the day and in comes the night
With the moonlight gleamin' on the side of her butt
I love life, man- aww shucks
Hey, it’s quite alright
Out goes the day and in comes the night
With the moonlight gleamin' on the side of her butt
I love life, man- aww shucks