Flow Dirt

What a nice day, Saturday I’m chillin'
The cat with the fat shit is back in the buildin'
Capture the the fact is I’m ill, if
You contest it you best get ya ass out my vision
Givin' the fact I’m kind of a dumb fuck
One can’t deny the size of the young buck
Eyes on the prize, sorry punk, tough luck
Tough enough to one-up Chuck Norris wit' nunchucks (ayy)
Name’s Jarv, large R 'tard
Step to this I bet you get starred on Scarred
Snap your fuckin' arm in half, do bodily harm
And laugh, ya makin' a bed I’m makin' a point to be breakin' a leg and
disarmin' cats
Part of that is out of sheer boredom
Grabbin' a verbal axe and givin' ya 40 whacks like a rappin' Lizzie Borden
Rest of it I split up into portions
Course more than a morally horrid person braggin' about affordin' porsches
Fork it. Stick 'em in the toaster
Those foes boast about a wardrobe but oh no closure
No, sir, won’t win me over
Go covert about the roadwork you don’t know boulders
Over roll like a boulder, bulldozer, steamroller, one ton loader
Rotor pops like a boat motor, bolster
You think you’re dope, but I’m oh so doper
Fo' sure, so pro, flow Stouffer’s, whoa
Froze to the bone, go prone, dome-blower
No stoner, homies smoke but I’m sober
Machine shop job, got results in the folder
Kosher, think not roll like coaster
Never gon' go, got solo soldier
Poser, I hold more love in my holster
Them pigs got guns and them ho’s got chauffeurs
absurd flow fo' jokers
So superb you herbs get mowed over
So hurt, fumble over words, overworked
Gettin' murked by a dude who looks like Joe Dirt (look)
Everybody in the place get live
Everybody in the place get live, live (yo)
Everybody in the place get hype
Everybody in the place get hype, hype (yo)
Everybody in the place get loud
Everybody in the place get loud, loud (yo)
Everybody in the place get down
Everybody in the place get down
Everybody in the place get live
Everybody in the place get live, live (whoo)
Everybody in the place get hype
Everybody in the place get hype, hype
Everybody in the place get fucked
Everybody in the place get fucked (yeah)
Everybody in the place go nuts
Everybody in the place shut up