L.A. URA Mystery

L.A. you are a mystery to me
When I get to you I can see
A million miles underwater
Destroy sharks in Long Beach
I’m on a long board in Florida
So far from where you are today
But anyways, I thought I’d call you up
…nothing much
How surfing’s cool
The ocean air is beautiful
We ate oranges with a special pool
I think you’d think we’re cool
In the mountains of Canada
You demanded a love song
On the shores of Orange County Beach
The filthy sand we walk on
I pray we get along
(spoken)
She hadn’t asked for anything, but I gave her five bucks and it felt great.
I thought «Women are such a bunch of idiots,» but that’s what I am.
Are you one?