The Chrome Shoppe

Good morning, midnight. This is DJ Crash Crash, and I’m here at the Dark Park
Metal Shoppe getting my chrome polished. Y’all here know why we’re getting our
chrome right?
(Cause it won’t shine by itself.)
It won’t shine by itself, right, it won’t shine by itself is right.
Well tonight, we’ve got the Electrified Betas throwing an end-of-the-world
cyber freak festival. Some fun s_cks for y’all to do. Don’t let it break you
now. Lookie here, we got the sisters looking good, shining bright,
telling you all about it
Yeah, this is Melanie 45 221
And Asada 8550
With the new, new chapter of the Electrified Betas! We will be at the youth
auditorium tonight, along with DJ Crash Crash, and the Wondaland Jam Authority
Female alpha platinums are in for free. Clones and humans welcome after midnight
We’re gonna have a bouncing electro-booty contest, an atomic kissing contest
and much, much more!
No bounty hunters allowed. Bring your punk ass up here looking for Cyndi
Mayweather, and you might get hurt!
Woo! That’s right, sisters. Power up, power up! Now take us to our next song