No Place Like London

I have sailed the world beheld its wonders
From the Dardanelles to the mountains of Peru
But there’s no place like London
No, there’s no place like London
Mr. Todd?
You are young, life has been kind to you
You will learn
There’s a hole in the world like a great black pit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it
And its morals aren’t worth what a pig could spit
And it goes by the name of London
At the top of the hole sit a privileged few
Making mock of the vermin in the lower zoo
Turning beauty into filth and greed. I too
Have sailed the world and seen its wonders
For the cruelty of man is as wonders as Peru
But there’s no place like London